Posted to Ben Finklea's blog on February 10th, 2009

The Coolest Guy On The Internet

coolest_guy_0.jpgChances are that if you have kids, you’ve been told at least once that everything you’ve known as ‘cool’ your entire life has now solidified into the “uncool” shape of a square. Your music doesn’t sound anything like the Jonas Brothers and Harrison Ford is the car they want for their sixteenth birthday. Raising kids is not a popularity contest, and sometimes you have to be a good parent before you can be the ‘cool parent’. The good news is that with the evolution of the internet, whatever you define as ‘cool’ has its own special place online that you will never outlive.

This weekend I happened to stumble upon an SEO contest that was started by several SEO gurus not long ago. They are competing to see who will rank highest on search engine results pages under the text, ‘the coolest guy on the internet’. Upon the publishing of this blog post, Brad Fallon was winning the glorified popularity contest of search.


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